Chihuahua Ruler of Lamps

tardisblue-pandas:

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

(via the-real-voice-of-reason)

earlploddington:

stopheterophobia:

steventhealmighty:

you’re welcome

#every day we move farther from god’s light

i don’t know what i did to deserve having this on my dash but i’m gonna start going to church and tell god i’m sorry

earlploddington:

stopheterophobia:

steventhealmighty:

you’re welcome

i don’t know what i did to deserve having this on my dash but i’m gonna start going to church and tell god i’m sorry

(Source: seinfeld2, via fuck-kirk)

coffeeafterdark:

i stabbed holes through my ears so that i could hang shiny dangly things there

and yet it takes me 20 minutes to take off a bandaid

(via going-home-to-gallifrey)

pitbulldale:

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

free him

pitbulldale:

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

free him

(Source: queue-bee, via haley-hugs-zombies)

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get out

(via going-home-to-gallifrey)

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

(via going-home-to-gallifrey)

sixpenceee:

Koko the gorilla, is a female gorilla who is able to understand more than 1000 signs on the the American Sign Language system and over 2000 words of spoken English. 

Koko had a pet kitten, which she received on her birthday on July 1984. It was noted that Koko cared for that kitten as if it were a little baby gorilla. The kitten one day escaped from Koko’s cage and was hit by a car.

When she was told of what happened, this is how she responded.

It was also noted that afterwards she made weeping sounds like a human.

You can watch the full video here

And for anyone whose interested in animal language, here’s an interesting article on researchers translating chimp language

(via the-real-voice-of-reason)

misandry-mermaid:

unwinona:

THIS

This is how you feminist ally.

(Source: psychedellicwonderland, via haley-hugs-zombies)